And Then There was One …


Wow … !

What a season it has been …

Starting in the pre – season , things did not appear happy in Hab – land. A losing record to start the season to go along with a losing record as the season progressed.

Assistant coaches let go , head coaches fired and newly – appointed coaches dismissed before they started to coach . A veteran presence traded for a veteran potato head and a diva dismissed to a vacant hotel – during the course of a game , no less.

A pre – deadline deal sending a giant for a bloodline by the name of Geoffrion. A Russian exodus to a Stanley Cup contender in return for a return to sender. For the love of Mary – has anyone checked on the health of Youppi … ? Following the death of Gary Carter , the poor mascot must be suffering from the shakes …

It has been – that type of year .

Oh and …

All this with Andrei Markov and his missing knee. At one point , the Habs’ doctors , the Habs’ brass and the Habs themselves knew not where their defenceman was … Let us give the Russian the benefit of the doubt here . With all the pollution that circled the club like a Toronto Maple Leaf cloud – Andrei got going while the going was bad ! ?

An AWOL amongst the AWOL …

The Last Supper

On Saturday , April 7 – 2012 – the Montreal Canadiens will play the final game of their season. A game which finds their opponents , the Maple Leafs , above them in the standings. Not that this says much of the Toronto team as they held a playoff spot not that long ago. Think of the Boston Red Sox of last season , add a few skates and less pine tar – voila … ! I give you the bunch that Brian Burke broke …

Les Canadiens are better off than a Leaf team that arrives limping into town. Montreal has better goaltending , better defence and … um … how about those Cubs ?

In reality , Montreal and Toronto are in different sorts of messes . The Habs need secondary  scoring and the Leafs need some people to stop the opposition’s secondary line from scoring. Heck – the Leafs require someone to stop the opposition’s water boy from scoring !

As the puck drops , visions of top picks in the lottery will be dancing in the eyes of Brian Burke and ( insert name here ). The draft lottery is on Tuesday . Unless a miracle ensues and the Montreal consortium of Savard / Molson hires a fit G.M before – all indications point to a Savardian – spin on things as the season ebbs into spring.

Brian Burke should be looking for goaltending as James Reimer and Jonas Gustavsson have proven the team would be better off with a one – legged and in turn , a one – padded goalie protecting the Toronto twine. Then again – it is Brian Burke. Only the blue and white hamster that rides the wheel inside of Burke’s head is aware of how the man thinks  ( or doesn’t ).

The tandem of Savard and Molson , on the other skate – should be looking at a forward. Forget the past and a collection of first round defencemen that would make Doug Harvey proud. If Bobby Orr‘s second cousin is available , great ! Pass him by boys and let Burke bring him on a boat ride on Lake Ontario to sign him. Twenty years of defensive picks in Montreal have proven that Stanley is fed up ! Stanley adored Lafleur – not Komisarek !

The Leafs and the Habs will be skating on  a Saturday soiree for the final time this season.

The next time we see the two teams compete against one another – it will be different . A guy with the name of Yakupov may streak down the right wing at the Bell Center , elude Leaf Captain Dion Phaneuf with a quick inside – outside move and then rifle a quick snap-shot toward the Toronto net. Suddenly , out of nowhere – a glove grabs the puck like a frog’ s tongue trapping a fly.

The glove may belong to a goalie with the name  Subban …

Wow … !

What a season that would be …

RDS 5 – CBC 0


In Saturday night’s convincing Canadien’s win over the Maple Laffs , one can only wonder if the Toronto team was the only loser. On an evening when the all time leading scorer in Leaf history( Mats Sundin) was honored by having his number 13 raised to the rafters – it was the CBC network and Hockey Night in Canada that were the real losers.

Aside from a comical display by the Leaf organization( showing just two goals by Mats Sundin on the big screen and the rest of the time his smiling face), the game was a demonstration of how many buffoons work and call games on the once proud franchise known as Hockey Night in Canada.

Some of the lowlights from the mouths of hockey babes ;

- Dion Phaneuf shoved Pacioretty from behind into the Leaf net minder.The referees blew the call and gave Max a goalie interference penalty. The announcers replayed the scene three times with Kelly Hrudey saying ” Oh ya … Clearly Pacioretty shoved Reimer and deserved the penalty! ” Hrudey’s job and the reason for showing replays is so the announcers can give an insight that a split- second referee’s call cannot. Hrudey paused briefly before the third replay – an astute viewer could tell that he knew he was wrong. Why could Kelly Hrudey not just say ; ” Oops – sorry folks , I was wrong.”

- The Leafs were on a power play in the third period and were down in the play and
scoreboard.For a ten second period of time, the Leafs had possession in the Habs’zone.Bob Cole said ; ” Well folks… It seems the Leafs have taken control of the game now …”. The power play ended and the Leafs ended up with one shot on goal.They went on to lose 5 – 0. I’ll have what Cole is smoking please …

During the entire telecast, not once did anyone in the booth say anything negative about the Leafs or anyone of the players that skate in Harold Ballard‘s shadow.Dion Phaneuf was horrible , James Reimer could not stop a bus even if he jumped in front of it and the entire Leaf offence was flatter than a rum and coke at five AM.

Les gens on RDS, the French- Canadian sports network, do not have a hard time pointing out the foibles on the Montreal team.If one of the Habs commits a foul, even if it goes unnoticed by the referee, the announcers on RDS will point it out. If the Habs as a team play awful – the guys who speak with an accent will say so.

The problem with the CBC and their flunkies is simple. Corporate ties bind the world they live in. Money has replaced common sense. A hockey game is a hockey game. One team plays better than another and wins.

It is the duty, yes duty …of the announcers on any broadcast to call the play with neutrality. A flower pot is a flower pot. An artist may see the colors that others do not and a child may see beauty where others do not. Everyone in the world sees things in different ways – whack makes the world a wonderful place.

Still – a flower pot is a flower pot and a non – penalty is a non – penalty.

Unless one happens to be wearing blue and white glasses that are part of a bonus package on CBC’s Hockey Night in Canada…

My Goalie and your Goalie were Hanging Out the Clothes …


The referees in the NHL are adding to the ferly.

Constance Keene ( sitting ) , Rick Keene ( Habs sweater ), Three brain-dead cousins

During the course of last night’s losing effort against the mighty Maple Leafs – the Habs were victims once again to what appears as an anti – Canadiens blanket. A comforter that is not only keeping the heat on the Habs , a duvet that appears as transparent as the Forum ghosts that have never really made the transition to the Bell Center.

The Canadiens’ captain  - Brian Gionta, skated in front of the Leaf net minder James Reimer. The Leaf goalie was clearly rubbed the wrong way by the Habs’ diminutive forward. The goalie’s mask went one way while his head moved in an entire different direction. Two minutes for goalie interference. No problem. A punition is a punition ( unless of course you are involved in Montreal’s construction industry). Gionta went to the box to ‘ feel shame ‘ for two minutes.

Fast – forward as if someone pushed the simulate button in Playstation 3 ‘ s popular NHL video game. The former Hab – Mikhail ( why did we trade this guy ? ) Grabovski , bowled over Carey Price with much more force than Gionta ‘s family could muster. Price’s bright pink mask flew into the air faster than a Scissor Sister’s leg during a video shoot. To worsen matters , Grabovski decided to sit on the Habs’ first – round pick longer than it took Liberace to fix his hair. Two minutes right ? An eye for an eye and a mask for a mask ? Not in Bettman’s league . A league that somehow is mad at Les Canadiens and the trend shows no sign of ending.

Doug Wickenheiser ?

Rewind to last season . Zdeno Chara practically sent Max Pacioretty’s head into the expensive seats and received nothing but a Stanley Cup in return. During this season’s pre- season game against the Lightning of Tampa – the Habs’ newly acquired Chris Campoli was almost left as headless as Ichabod Crane’s horseman. The play was reviewed and the distributor of the hit (Ryan Malone) received nothing. Nada. No suspension . Not even a miniature version of Lord Stanley’s chalice. What’s wrong here? What did the Montreal Canadiens do to the hockey Gods?

Is Maurice Richard skating on thin ice in the great rink in the sky …? Have Boom – boom Geoffrion and John Ferguson given too many elbows to the noted official St. Peter ? Perhaps Jacques Plante ‘s bizarre ways have had him sent to the Devil’s playground ( Hell not New Jersey )? It seems more likely that it is what the Habs’ organization has not done. Right here. On frozen earth …

Doug Wickenheiser was the Habs’ first – overall pick in 1980. The big forward was chosen over Denis Savard . Through no fault of his own – Doug never panned out in the NHL. As a superstar. He netted 25 goals with the Habs before being traded to St. Louis where he evolved into a decent checker. Doug ‘s career seemed on track when he was hit by a car. Wickenheiser was not a lucky man. After battling back from a broken leg among other things sustained when hit – Doug was diagnosed with cancer. Sadly he passed away in 1999 at the age of thirty – eight.

The Montreal Canadien organization paid homage to Doug as did all the teams in the league with a moment of silence. Perhaps Wickenheiser is the one ghost that is missing among the other ghouls that haunted the Forum. Les Canadiens should add Wickenheiser’s name to their Ring of Honor. He was a first – round pick who displayed more courage than most. An example to young and old hockey players. A man who fought more than he should have to play in the NHL. Maybe the curse and the wrath of the NHL will be lifted against the Habs as Doug Wickenheiser takes his place in the line-up in heaven’s version of the Montreal Forum.

Fifteen Games Remain in Martin’s Hab Career ?

The red , white and blue clock in Jacque Martin’s office is starting to tick pretty quick these days. Les Canadiens are not functioning as a unit. One game the defense appears on a slant while another game brings ineptness from the offense. Last night , it was the defence’s turn to lose the game.

Price was left alone on too many occasions as the Leafs fought back three times.

" Hmm ... I don't know where the Defence was ..."

Eventually they would win 5 – 4 in overtime after Grabovski won it for Toronto with a pretty individual effort. An effort that left twenty-one thousand spectators wondering ; ” Where’s the defense ?”

Something unusual in Jacque Martin’s scheme of things …

* Habs play Florida Monday .

They also traded Brock Trotter along with a seventh round pick to Pheonix for Petteri Nokelainen and Garret ( I don’t like spiders and snakes ) Stafford. Nokelainen was the 16th pick overall in 2004 , has had four knee operations and has been traded three times. Along with giving announcers fits trying to pronounce his name – Petteri will fade away … 

Palushaj was sent to Hamilton to make room for Micheal Blunden- at 6′ 4 the Toronto native is a tougher player than Aaron will ever be.

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